Ask not for whom the bell tolls reality television… It tolls for thee.

Unfortunately, I believe the premiere of Real Chance of Love on VH1 has sounded the death knell for this genre.

Chance and Real, the self-proclaimed “Stallionaires”, do everything together…. They live together, they produce and perform music together, they travel, date, eat, and even breed Arabian horses together. And it seems that they will single handedly kill the “of Love” franchise for VH1, the most successful franchise in the network’s history… Together!

I’m not an entertainment snob, by any stretch of the imagination…

VH1 kicked off their new season of reality tv trash this weekend with the second season of Charm School, “Rock of Love: Charm School”, which is hosted by the first lady of rock… Sharon Osbourne.

Much like the first season, “Rock of Love: Charm School” attempts to answer the age old question…

What happens when you round up 14 women with no self respect, who are willing to do anything for a dollar, and 15 minutes of fame, and offer them a chance to win $100,000.00 to learn some manners?

VH1 has once again partnered with Dr. Drew Pinsky for a second season of the hit reality series “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.” The series, consisting of eight one-hour episodes, is slated to premiere Thursday, October 23 at 10pm.

Similar to the first cycle, the second season of “Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew.” will follow the real-life experiences of celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment at a center in the Los Angeles area.

I really think Megan Hauserman is gonna’ win I Love Money, and not just because I am completely and totally obsessed with her either, although I am…

As an aside… Megan, contact me! I want an interview! And don’t pretend like you don’t read me either… It’s pretty obvious you’re a publicity whore, and we both know you have a Google alert set up for your name!

But I digress… If we’re being honest she’s going to win because her bikini clad body is the only reason anyone watches the show…

Here’s the thing… If you beg for cash and prizes from your fans… You might be a douchebag!

You’d think that would go without saying right? Well you’d be wrong…

Because apparently no one told American Idol 7 finalist Jason Castro and his family this because they have been asking for money from his fans, and as absurd as this may sound…

It’s actually working!!!

The season finale of The Rock Of Love II premiered last night… And I couldn’t help but watch.
The battle royale for Bret’s heart came down to the skanky slut, Daisy De La Hoya versus the senior citizen Ambre Lake.
In the end Bret chose Ambre to be his rock of love… At least until he can get his contract for next season negotiated, but let’s be honest… Ambre, Daisy, Kristy Joe… None of these bitches can even hold a candle to the true star… Megan Hauserman!
I’m not sure Brett effectively …