If you found your way here by accident… Hi! Welcome to this little shit hole on the web that I call home. If however, you found your way here by following a link from another page and can’t seem to find what you were looking for… I’m working on that.
Now that I have returned from the Outer Banks of the blogosphere I’ll be re-posting some of the more popular pieces. I was going to try to restore the entire database but I’ll be honest… I’m too lazy, it’s too hard …

If you are upgrading your blog to the latest version of WordPress, and you end up corrupting your own database… You might be a douchebag.
See… I decided to upgrade to WordPress 2.5 last week, so I began the three step upgrade process with a sense of anticipation and unbridled enthusiasm for all of the fancy-schmancy bells and whistles the new platform would have to offer.
The thing is… The problem with getting swept up in a wave of enthusiasm is… Sometimes you can lose your proverbial boardshorts… In hindsight I probably …