Let’s be honest there are a lot of crappy blogs out there…
With over 12 million American adults currently maintaining a blog and over 120 thousand new blogs being created every day! That’s a whole lot of viral videos and LOL cats.
Seriously… I’ve surfed from one side of the internet to the other, and I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff. But I’ve never seen anything to make me believe that there’s any blog better than mine. There’s no mystical blogging field that controls MY destiny.
So I’ve compiled a …

If you found your way here by accident… Hi! Welcome to this little shit hole on the web that I call home. If however, you found your way here by following a link from another page and can’t seem to find what you were looking for… I’m working on that.
Now that I have returned from the Outer Banks of the blogosphere I’ll be re-posting some of the more popular pieces. I was going to try to restore the entire database but I’ll be honest… I’m too lazy, it’s too hard …

If you are upgrading your blog to the latest version of WordPress, and you end up corrupting your own database… You might be a douchebag.
See… I decided to upgrade to WordPress 2.5 last week, so I began the three step upgrade process with a sense of anticipation and unbridled enthusiasm for all of the fancy-schmancy bells and whistles the new platform would have to offer.
The thing is… The problem with getting swept up in a wave of enthusiasm is… Sometimes you can lose your proverbial boardshorts… In hindsight I probably …