The zombie apocalypse is a foregone conclusion. It’s gonna’ happen whether you want it to or not. The only question is… Will you survive?

Personally, I plan on not only surviving the zombie apocalypse… I plan on benefiting from that bitch.

My plan is to take over the world once the shit hits the fan, foisting my unscrupulous rule on a weakened and unsuspecting populace… But that’s just me, and maybe Megan Hauserman if she plays her cards right… How about you… Will you survive?

I know how you can find out…

Let’s be honest… The world as we know it has been steadily sliding towards oblivion for quite a while now…

I mean we’re all pretty much fucked… Right?

We’re just sitting around… Biding our time until the zombie apocalypse unleashes an unspeakable wave of terror that will wash across this nation like a bloody tsunami. Well this is your wake up call America…